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Being the better human

I try not to be an inconvenience in other people’s lives.

For example:

  • When I am walking across a street, I actually get on across and, to the best of my knowledge, have never once stopped to respond to a text message in the middle of the road.
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A free lunch

I try to eat fairly healthy. We have never been much of a junk food household. And most of our dinners are homemade affairs that only on occasion involve deep frying wings. (Those occasions are football related, so that counts as healthy.)

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Let there be lights

My house is currently not on fire. I consider that a big win.

While I know most of you operate on your day to day life without your house on fire, most of you have not just changed out four light fixtures. And most of you are not as inept at home improvement as I am.

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Childhood Family

You’ll be fine. In three-four weeks.

Parker, clearly thrilled with his new cast.
Parker, clearly thrilled with his new cast.

The door flung open, and I heard a cry I heard many times before. It was my son, screaming, “OW! OW! OW! OW!”