Adventures Childhood Family

A gift to the sea

“When the Maiden of the Sea is granted alms, she shall never return them.”

    — Ancient mariner saying I just made up

OK, so it’s not an ancient mariner saying. But it should have been, or, at least should be from this point on because I think it sounds a little better than saying, “I went crabbing with my kids and our chair was blown into the water and I didn’t get it back, despite spending 20 or so minutes walking on an oyster bed.”

Childhood Family

Hoop nightmares

My wife and I had an evening event to attend recently. Our daughter was going out with friends, leaving our son at home alone.

He’s 12, so he’s plenty capable of being at home alone till 8ish. We set down the ground rules: Stay at home. Don’t answer the door. Call the neighbors if you need them. And please don’t text us 435 times asking “When are you coming home?”

Adventures Family Home improvement

Line starts where?

It was one of those rare moments when all three legs of the modern shopping experience stool played nicely together – clerk, customer and clueless customer who maybe doesn’t quite have the grasp of lines.

Adventures Animals

The mystery BZZZZZ

It is an unsettling feeling to come home and find there is an intruder in your home. Especially if it buzzes constantly and loudly.

I first encountered this intruder when I got home from work the other day. My family wasn’t home at the time, so the lone occupants of the house should have been two lazy dogs, asleep in their beds.